• T: I drove by a gigantic bush of those red flowers that you kept telling me the name of...but I couldn't remember the name.
  • T: Any idea of what I'm talking about?
  • Me: Bougainvillea
  • T: never, ever woulda remembered that
  • Me: they're called the paper flower too
  • T: ...why paper?
  • Me: bc they feel like rice paper
  • T: ahhh, creative
  • T: is that your favorite flower?
  • Me: no
  • Me: i dont really like flowers
  • T: sooo, botany is just a hobby?
  • Me: i suppose
  • Me: i used to work at conroy's in high school
  • T: ooooh, i see
  • T: oh hey, i need some help
  • Me: okay?
  • T: i'm filling out an ad lib, and im drawing a blank
  • T: think you can help?
  • Me: ok
  • T: if someone were to send me something to make me feel better, it would be ____(noun)____
  • Me: you're gay..
  • T: uh, youre the one that messed around with a girl
  • Me: fair enough.
  • Me: cheeseburgers, mexican food, high heels, pizza, cactus cooler, hot girls with high heels. take your pick.
  • T: wait a second......why do you get the hot girls with high heels? if i can buy those, theyre stayin here
  • T: besides, what would you do with them?
  • Me: ahh fuck you
  • Me: fuck them
  • Me: duh.
  • T: hm, fair enough